Giant. Brass. Balls.
For MLK Day, Six Badass Pacifists:
http://www.cracked.com/article_20157_the-6-most-aggressively-badass-things-done-by-pacifists.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_20157_the-6-most-aggressively-badass-things-done-by-pacifists.html