So, let's say you're a Satanist. And you say to yourself, "Self, you know what would totally improve my Satanic street-cred? My own pet werewolf!" You hear about this dude, Jack Russell, who's totally a Werewolf By Night. So you decide to go kidnap him.

At night.

During a full moon.

What could possibly go wrong?
( Widescreen...and kinda gross )