"i bet green arrow pees awesome."

[jkcarrier]

Hearing that "Countdown to Infinite Crisis" has sold out is kind of like watching all those states turn red on election night. You just shake your head and wonder how so many people can embrace something you find so repugnant.

Luckily, Abhay is here to cheer me up:

okay, so now the whole comic is predicated on blue beetle trying to call various superheros and them not returning his calls or answering the phone. because he fucking sucks (good choice to create 80 pages about a character who sucks-- that really got me energized to read more about your other characters that suck, Committee to Create This Comic! what's more exciting than overwrought self-loathing???).

so, do you see what i see?

The whole comic is predicated on noone in the DC Universe ever having heard of e-mail.

Go read the rest. It's the only entertainment likely to come out of this fiasco.