"To Do" list

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Courtesy of izzytart:

Things To Do Before the Inauguration:

1. Get that abortion you've always wanted
2. Drink a nice clean glass of water
3. Cash your Social Security check
4. See a doctor of your own choosing
5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild
6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter
7. Exchange all your money into Euros -- NOW!
8. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying
9. Hoard gasoline
10. Hoard Birth Control Pills
11. Hoard Gold, if you can find any
12. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc
13. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it NOW
14. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!
15. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can
16. Stay out late before the curfews start
17. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident"
18. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition
19. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America"
20. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white person
21. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper
22. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class
23. Start your school day without a prayer
24. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations
25. Learn French
26. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends
27. Hide your gay friends
28. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US
29. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list
30. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt
31. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive
32. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill"
33. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a state